File this one under “TMI”. Naomi Watts revealed to Ellen Degeneres that her boyfriend and father to her kids, Liev Schreiber, wouldn’t mind strapping on fake titties to feed their 2 month old son. US Magazine reports,

Naomi Watts can’t complain that her beau, Liev Schreiber, isn’t up for daddy duty.

“Liev is a very hands-on dad,” Watts tells Ellen DeGeneres of the couple’s two sons — Alexander, 1, and Samuel, 2 months.

Although Schreiber helps as much as possible, there’s one thing he can’t do.

“He does take care of Sasha [their nickname for Alexander] in the night, but he can’t do Sammy because I’m breastfeeding,” she says. “Although with the first one, he was like, ‘I want the man boob.’”

Maybe he could hookup a contraption like this:

Technically, men CAN breastfeed. Don’t believe me? Google it. I did, and I’m very, very sorry.

I bet Liev’s friends are going to have a field day with this one.

Here’s Billie Piper and her husband Laurence Fox enjoy their sunny holiday on Miami Beach with their newborn baby.

Bleh. Come on, how hard is it to throw a freaking blanket over you? Not everyone wants to see you suckling in public. But I guess if you’re Billie Piper (I have no idea who she is, do you?) you need all the exposure you can get!

File this one under “Ewwww”: Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford is still breast-feeding her two-year old son. Page Six says

The 40-year-old pregnant mother [said] she still nurses her walking, talking 2- year-old son, Hermés. “It’s an amazing bond with your child,” she said, even pointing out that the experience benefits her body.

Um, okay. Another amazing bond with your child? The umbilical cord. But there’s a reason you sever those kinds of bonds. Nobody wants to play with the kid who breaks out his mom’s tits during snack time, just like nobody wants to play with the kid dragging around a smelly old placenta on a dried-up string. Besides, the name “Hermés” alone is probably enough to make him the resident school bus spitball target. That poor bastard was doomed from the start.

At the 36th Annual International Emmy Awards:

Picture source: SPLASH NEWS

Ever wondered what an (NSFW) hemorrhoid might look like if it had eyes and a nose and could talk back to you? Well, wonder no more, my friends.

More of Brad Pitt’s candids of Angelina and the kids in the art issue of W Magazine: