Taylor Swift Boob Job?

Tags: , , , ,

There’s been much speculation that squeaky-clean country star Taylor Swift got her boobs done after photos of her looking decidedly bustier (before pic for comparison) surfaced online last week. See, this is exactly why I don’t wear low-cut dresses. Or ever go outside. People are always trying to take pictures of your tits and put them on the internet. Plus, with their infinitely superior technology, it’s almost impossible to distinguish the alien cyborgs from the real humans anymore.

The Fighter Director Accused of Honking Transgender Niece’s Boobs

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,


David O. Russell, the Oscar-nominated director of The Fighter is in hot water after allegedly groping his 19 year-old transgendered niece’s boobs. TMZ reports,

The Broward County Sheriff’s Dept. has confirmed … Russell has been accused of inappropriately grabbing his niece’s breasts during a workout session at a South Florida hotel gym on Dec. 30.

According to the police report taken 3 days after the incident, Russell’s niece … who was born a man and is currently in the preoperative phase of her transition … told cops the two had been doing abdominal exercises when he asked questions about her transformation.

The niece — who does NOT have a blood relation to Russell — told cops they began to talk about her breasts … and how certain hormones she’s taking have made them larger.

According to the report, the niece claims Russell then “put his hands under [her] top and felt both breasts.”

Cops say the woman said she felt “uncomfortable” … but admitted she “did not ask him to stop at any time.”

Investigators later contacted Russell … and according to the report, the director confirmed he DID touch his niece’s breasts … but only after she gave him permission.

Cops say Russell explained that during the conversation about her chest, the niece informed him that one of her breasts was bigger than the other. The official report says … Russell told cops his niece then “allowed [him] to feel both of [her] breasts.”

According to the report, Russell told cops his niece asked him to “pinky swear” that he would never tell anyone about the incident.

In the report, cops say Russell insisted he repeatedly asked his niece if she was ever uncomfortable during the incident… and claims she gave consent.

In the police report, one of the investigators notes, “Russell stated [his niece] is always causing drama since the transgender transformation and has become very provocative and seductive.”

A spokesperson for Russell tells us, “David O. Russell emphatically denies any wrongdoing and has cooperated fully with the authorities.”

A man starts taking female hormones and turns into a slutty drama queen with lopsided boobs? Sounds like she’s looking for some funding for a boob job. Welcome to the ranks of money-digging, sexual-harassment-lawsuit-filing women. Well done, sister. Well done.

Emmy Rossum at the premiere of Shameless Season 2:

Miley Cyrus Topless Pic?

Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,

This is supposedly a pic of Miley Cyrus topless as she changed in the VIP area of some club in Spain back in May — presumably from the same set of leaked cell phone pics that came out soon after her iPhone was hacked — but somehow it’s just now hitting the interwebs, either because it’s a fake, or because TrainReq decided to play that ace he’d had up his sleeve this whole time. Either way you slice it, you still end up with free boobs. It’s your classic win-win scenario.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Emmy Rossum is Nipply

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

The tag on these pictures say they’re from “A Night of Firsts” Golden Globe award season kick off party, which I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean, but I’m going to take it at face value because Emmy Rossum is nipping out. I’ve learned to not ask too many questions when good things fall into my lap, like “Oh that’s where I left that bottle of gin! I wonder how it got in my son’s toy box?” or, “I can’t believe that nice lady in Nigeria is going to give me all that money to do a money transfer for!” Strike while the iron’s hot, I always say. Or, in Ms. Rossum’s case here, while the air is cold.

With Olivia Munn, Fergie, some Asian girl I know I should know, some peewee, and Jeremy Piven (ew):

Katy Perry is a Special Achiever with a Big Rack

Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Katy Perry was awarded the “Special Achievement” AMA (no, seriously) last night for being the first female artist in history to have five number songs from one album. And that sentence right there oughta pretty well sum up just about everything that’s wrong with the current generation. See “Fast and the Furious” and “Twilight” for additional details.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Holly Madison Insures Her Tits for $1 Million

Tags: , , , ,

Former “Girl Next Door” Holly Madison made headlines this morning after revealing she’d taken out a $1 million insurance policy on her big fake tits with the famous Lloyd’s of London. People Magazine says:

Madison, 31, said she did it to protect herself and others who appear in her Las Vegas production, Peepshow.

“If anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”

Madison appears topless during segments of the Vegas show, which, in her mind, made the insurance policy necessary, [saying], “They’re my primary money makers right now.”

One million dollars is a lot of money for (NSFW) a boob job that looks like it was performed in an abandoned carnicería somewhere in Juarez. I just hope there’s a good gravity rider in place.

At the 2011 Beautiful Humitarian awards:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Kate Moss Goes Topless in St. Tropez

Tags: , , , ,

Usually when I find pics of topless supermodels on yachts, I’m on them like warts on a Hilton’s vagina. But these I wasn’t so sure I wanted to post. Sure, Kate Moss is a supermodel, and yeah, she’s technically topless, but somehow it’s supremely disappointing. It’s like promising a kid a pony but then giving them a one-eyed goat with mange instead.

>

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Lady Gaga Double Nipslip at the CFDAS

Tags: , , , , , , ,

What’s worse than a Lady Gaga nipslip? How about two Lady Gaga nipslips? Today is just not going to be our day, my friends. We should stay inside with the shades drawn and nurse a bottle of gin until the bad feelings go away.

Arriving at the CFDAs to get her Fashion Icon (no, really) Award last night:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Candice Swanepoel Nude at the CFDA Awards

Tags: , , , , , ,

The Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards is tonight at the Lincoln Center, where designer Michael Kors is set to receive the Lifetime Achievement Award and Lady Gaga the Fashion Icon Award. But I think the real winner in all this is gonna be Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel, who for some reason was completely nude and shooting a sexy video backstage pre-ceremony. Finally, a design aesthetic I can truly embrace!

These pics are all SFW. I just put the stars over her lady parts so the advertisers wouldn’t freak out:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at The Guy’s Choice Awards

Tags: , , , , ,

Now THIS is how you’re supposed to show up at a Guys Choice awards show hosted by Spike TV — a dress cut practically to the navel and split all the way up to the crotch. Provided you couldn’t find anything whose main description included the words “rhinestone tassels” and “Brazilian cut.”

VS model and Transformers 3 star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley getting it right:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Blake Lively Leaked Nude Pics

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

Five pics of a supposedly nude pre-Gossip Girl (and pre-nose job) Blake Lively surfaced this evening, and I’m inclined to believe they’re the real deal. A) The facial mole matches up, and B) it’s the same iPhone she was photographed with last year. Also, my grandma once told me if I believed in something hard enough, I could make it be. I think she was talking about me getting my GED, but I’m hoping it works for naked celebrity pictures, too.

UPDATE: Photos have been removed at the request of Blake Lively’s attorneys.

Lady Gaga’s Boobs Are Disgusting

Tags: , , , , ,

You don’t usually see tits like these unless they’re attached to a woman in a loincloth squatting over a bowl of cornmeal and brushing the flies from her eyes. Leave it to Lady Gaga to bring us all the magic of the African bush without any of the malaria or mass ethnic cleansing that tends to plague the real Motherland experience.

At Best Buy in NYC yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures