I know that I told you about Rihanna’s British GQ photoshoot last week, but now that it’s on the stands, more pics (plus a couple of outtakes!) have made their way online. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned from black people, it’s that more always equals better. That goes for jewelery, gold teeth, visible designer labels, audible bass, whatever. And also that you should leave the price tag on your hat when you wear it. Otherwise, how will people know how much you paid for it?

These pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in British GQ ought to convince you beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is, in fact, a God. You know, if the infinite complexity of a Mandelbrot set and Cheeto Jesus hadn’t already sold you on the good Lord first. Amen!

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“The Hills” star Audrina Partridge strips down in the British version of FHM, which you’ll notice is a lot like our FHM, but with kilometers instead of miles and fish ‘n’ chips instead of toothbrushes. Lucky for us, boobs are not bound by cultural idiosyncrasies. Pip pip cheerio, mates!

It’s funny — I never noticed it before, but I just realized that you can’t spell “Anne Hathaway” without the letters T and A. Coincidence? I’ll let your wiener be the judge of that!

In the March issue of British GQ:

Sienna Miller gets in touch with nature in next month’s issue of British GQ, posing provocatively in a field and caressing an American Saddlebred. It begs the inevitable question — “given the chance, would Sienna Miller do it with a horse?” Yes. Yes, she would. But only if it was married. Sienna Miller has her standards, you know!