Britney Spears might be giving marriage the old college try with boyfriend Jason Trawick. Third time’s a charm, blah blah blah. Try and act interested, okay? Says Digital Spy,
Speculation that Trawick was planning to pop the question first emerged online this week, when a source claimed that he asked Spears’s father Jamie for permission to propose.
Another source close to the couple has told Us Weekly that Spears accepted Trawick’s marriage proposal during a private meal on Thursday (December 15).
The insider told the website: “This is something they’ve both wanted for a long time. It’s a way to cement their family. They’re both extremely happy and can’t wait to become man and wife.”
Spears has not officially confirmed the engagement, but did tweet on Friday (December 16) that Trawick has given her a very special present.
She tweeted: “OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I’ve been waiting for. Can’t wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo.”
A rep for the ‘Criminal’ singer hasn’t commented on the engagement rumors yet.
Yes, Britney might have a new engagement ring, but it’s also possible that he got her a new set of extensions and a bag of Cheetos. Don’t underestimate the power of bright orange artificially-cheese-flavored snacks and a new weave to get a girl excited.
Polly Parsons (don’t know who she is) mounting some dude in Dubai (don’t know who he is). What, you expect me to do research?
Britney Spears wrapped up her Femme Fatale world tour in Puerto Rico on Saturday with a onstage lap dance for resident Jersey Shore douchenozzle Pauly D. God, I hate that asswipe. Just look at his stupid smarmy face. And the hair. Jesus Christ, the hair. Paint him green and he’s Archibald Asparagus from fucking Veggie Tales.
Britney Spears‘ performing style hasn’t changed much since she first arrived on the music scene, which is unfortunate because instead of looking like a young, sexy siren, she reminds me more of those times when my mom would get drunk and strip down to her underwear and sing karaoke in our living room. Believe me, it made for an awkward situation in front of the TV repair man. This too, makes for an awkward situation. I don’t know if Britney is shimmying around because she’s performing her dance moves, or she’s trying to pass through that load of fish and chips, figs and prunes she ingested backstage. Says the Daily Mail:
According to sources on the tour, Britney asked for portions of fish and chips and 100 figs and prunes.
Insiders have also claimed that the singer requested a photo of Princess Diana backstage at her UK gigs.
‘Britney adores the monarchy, Diana was in many ways her inspiration. Also, she doesn’t count calories when she’s in Britain,’ said the source.
Newsflash! From the looks of things, she doesn’t count calories stateside, either.
You’d think Britney Spears would remember that she’s given birth to two kids before she put on an outfit like that. Those daisy dukes can’t even make it over her c-section scar.
Those pics of Britney Spears waving a gun while shooting the video for her new single ‘Criminal’ in London last week have Britons all up in arms this morning. The Daily Mail says:
Her new single ‘Criminal’ shows her robbing a store and brandishing a gun in Hackney, East London – one of the hotspots of violence and looting in last month’s riots.
Hackney officials had agreed to the filming but said the star included scenes with the gun without their permission.
A council spokesman said: ‘While the agreement was for anonymous use of Stoke Newington Town Hall, we did not agree a gun could be used. We are disappointed the film crew made a last-minute change to the scene.’
Councillor Ian Rathbone called on the star to apologise and make ‘a sizeable donation’ to a Hackney charity for young people, to make up for ‘the rudeness and damage that she’s done to our community’.
The production company has [since] apologised.
I find it telling that no one forced her to apologize for her choice in synthetic hair extensions. If anything’s gonna incite a riot and spawn a bunch of rage-induced beatings, it’s hair like that. It’s practically Civil Disorder 101.
Britney Spears was seen fleeing a building armed with a gun yesterday, and naturally I just assumed she had another custody hearing in family court that didn’t go her way. Turns out she was actually in London shooting her new video “Criminal.” Frankly, I’d sooner give a hobo with an erection a gun before I handed a pistol over to Britney Spears.
Britney Spears is all tanned legs and blonde extensions on the cover of next month’s British Glamour magazine. Too bad the gams aren’t hers and the hair isn’t real. The Daily Mail said:
She may be knocking on 30 but pop star Britney Spears could still pass as a teenager if her latest Glamour magazine shoot is anything to go by.
The blonde singer showed no signs of her troublesome 20s, and certainly no signs of aging.
Looking fresh faced and blemish free, Britney told the monthly magazine that she’s looking forward to welcoming her 30s this December.
I’ll agree — Britney looks fantastic in these pictures. Mostly because it’s not her. It’s an artist’s rendering of her. I could draw a stick figure on a post-it note and it’d still be more anatomically believable than the Britney Spears in these pictures.
The former bodyguard that suedBritney Spears for sexual harassment last year is speaking out against the singer again, this time alleging that he was subject to her infrequent bathing and indiscriminate farting during the five months he worked for her. No, seriously. The Daily Mail says:
Flores [states in his suit]: ‘[Spears] broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and unapologetically [in front of Flores] and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane in her speech. She did not bathe for days on end, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks.’
Now the singer’s lawyers have filed a motion to strike Fernando Flores’ latest allegations, saying his claims that the star had disgusting hygiene habits are false.
She can sue him for defamation if she wants, but we all remember the year 2007. Or at least, you probably do. At the time I was subsisting on nothing but tequila and the occasional maraschino cherry or lemon wedge stolen from the bar’s garnish station. Or as my parents liked to call it, “college.”
Looking surprisingly good on her “Femme Fatale” tour last week:
Britney Spears’ latest video “I Wanna Go” is out today, and it’s either a tribute to Avril Lavigne’s hair and wardrobe department, the car scene in Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” and the end of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller,” or it’s the trailer for her new movie “Crossroads 2: Cross Harder,” as brought to you by the National Dairy Industry and Volkswagen. Either way, it’s four minutes and thirty-four seconds of my life that I’m never gonna get back.
With Nicki Minaj on her Femme Fatale tour in L.A. earlier this week:
Britney Spears is allegedly going to be missus for the third time after a “source” dropped the news that she’s secretly engaged to boyfriend Jason Trawick. Of course, this is coming from a tabloid, and is the second time she’d been “engaged” to him, so take it as you will. Says Star Magazine,
The 29-year-old is secretly engaged to long-term boyfriend JASON TRAWICK, who until last month was also her manager.
Talent agent Jason – ten years Britney’s senior – proposed to her by writing a romantic poem and filling the ground floor of their Los Angeles mansion with candles and roses.
The Toxic star is already sporting a flower-shaped diamond on her wedding finger.
A source said: “Britney’s desperate to settle down again and have more children. But she is very traditional and didn’t want to start a family with Jason until they’d tied the knot.”
The couple plan a low-key wedding in Hawaii after Britney finishes a world tour. The source added: “She’s on cloud nine.”
10 years ago most men would have given their favorite testicle to be with Britney. But things have changed just a tad since then. Like a ruinous Southern plantation cursed by the tortured souls of the past, Britney’s memory will forever be tarnished by images like this. Or this. Or this. Or this. You get the point.
The talk of the evening at last night’s 2011 Billboard Music Awards was supposed to be Britney Spears2003 VMAS-esque lesbian kiss with Rihanna during their S&M performance. It wasn’t. All anyone can talk about this morning is Beyonce’s spectacular Run the World performance. Honestly, it was so choreographically impressive and well-staged that you almost forget the song sounds like someone stuffing a kazoo in and out of a hippopotamus’ ass while reenacting “Stomp” in wooden clogs.
Beyonce’s Millenium Artist Award tribute + Run the World performance (FF to the 3:07 mark to skip the tribute video):
I’m a sucker for a man in uniform, so here’s Marine Squadron 266 Rein performing Britney Spears’ “Hold It Against Me” from Afghanistan. They fucking kill it. It’s so much better than the real video. Britney herself tweeted that she loved it, but I think she’s really just covering her ass in the hopes that no one will notice how much better they are at lipsynching than she is. Devil dogs, baby! Ooo-rah!
