Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry broke her foot while shooting her new movie “Cloud Atlas” in Spain this morning. TMZ says:

Halle was on the property where she’s staying and simply took a misstep. She heard a crack and then felt the pain. Halle went to the hospital, where doctors put her foot in a cast. She was taken out of the hospital in a wheelchair.

As for the movie she’s currently shooting, sources say the immediate plan is to shoot around her. We’re told that will be a combination of things — shooting her from the waist up, using a stunt double, and shooting scenes for the next week or two in which Halle does not appear.

She took a “misstep” alright. A misstep right into Gabriel Aubry’s asscheeks. Statistics indicate that almost 90% of the foot injuries sustained by African-American females began as an attempt to break a foot off in somebody’s ass, usually that of a triflin’ ho or baby daddy. Respect.

Shooting the movie earlier this week:

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Lindsay Lohan left her multi-million dollar home yesterday with $5,000 worth of extensions in her hair and a pair of $1200 shoes on her feet to go and tell an L.A. judge that she hadn’t started her court-ordered counseling because she was too poor to pay for it. Ha, ha — irony! Radar Online says:

[Lohan's] attorney Shawn Holley informed the court that Lindsay had not yet started her psychological counseling because she could not afford it… because her SAG insurance had lapsed.

City Attorney Melanie Chavira said that she found it hard to believe that the Hollywood star could not afford to pay for counseling.

She asked Lindsay if she had anyone who had a credit card who would be able to stump up the cash for her court-mandated sessions. Lindsay consulted with her lawyer who then told the Judge that it “would not be a problem” for her to get the money together.

She said if Lindsay does not provide proof by August 11 that she has started individual counseling, she would revoke her probation.

I like that the judge specified that the funds should be solicited from “someone with a credit card.” Just in case Lindsay didn’t realize that she couldn’t pay for counseling with food stamps and cigarettes.

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Courtney Love’s life continues to sink ever further into her own self-made Hole of Suck. Look for her soon at bumming coins at your local gas station! Now Magazine explains,

Courtney Love’s crazy lifestyle is finally taking its toll. In a text to a friend, she said: ‘I’m f***ed now, dude. 
I have 120 bucks, my kid hasn’t had a decent meal and I’m getting evicted.’

The 45-year-old widow of Nirvana legend Kurt Cobain looked alarmingly haggard recently as she strolled near the New York Mercer Hotel, where she’s currently living.

Courtney has no means of paying her hotel bill after being denied access to the £750,000 trust fund set up for her daughter Frances, 17.

‘Courtney’s a complete shopaholic,’ says a source. ‘She’s been to counselling, but attended only one session. She’ll think nothing of blowing thousands like Michael Jackson did, but she hasn’t got his millions. She could end up on the street now.’

Last month, the ex-Hole singer revealed that she was living off the generosity of hotel staff, saying: ‘They’re the best staff in the world. When my bank account got frozen, we had $14.32 [£9] a week, so we lived off the kindness of strangers.’

It’s been revealed that Courtney owes £220,000 [$358,798] to American Express and is being sued by her security guards for missing payments totalling £38,000 [$61,974.20].

In April she employed ‘forensic accountants’ to track down and retrieve more than £19 million [$30 million] that she claims can’t be accounted for.

How exactly in holy hell do you misplace $30 million dollars? Like Oops, wonder what happened to my car keys, I’ve misplaced them. Except in this case, it’s like, Oops, I misplaced a fucking mountain of cash that probably weighs more than my drug-emaciated body. And therein lies the answer to the mystery. Congratulations, Courtney Love, you’ve had your hands on more money than the vast majority of us not-so-fortunate peasants will ever even get to look at, screwed up your life, probably ensured that your daughter will end up as fucked up as you, and blown your millions away on drugs and really bad clothes. I hope someone gives you a ribbon that says, “I Win at Sucking”.