Brooke Shields was in New York yesterday, by all accounts doing her best Martha Washington in a pair of short shorts. All she’s missing is a man with syphilis and wooden teeth and the Founding Father fantasy is complete!
The Tomkitten has finally arrived but Brooke Shields has beaten Tom Cruise to the delivery. Brooke had a baby girl, Grier Hammond, just hours before Tom’s bride-to-be, Katie Holmes, delivered her own baby, Suri. Here’s a blast from the past:
Last year Brooke and Tom, who appeared together in the 1981 film ‘Endless Love,’ traded barbs in the media over Shields’ use of psychiatric drugs while suffering from post-partum depression. Cruise, a staunch critic of psychiatry, believes the ailment can be treated through exercise and vitamins.
Grier Hammond? Suri? I think the ones who will suffer from depression will be the children when they’ll find out they bear stupid names.
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