S.S. Brooke Shields in New York

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Brooke Shields in New York

Brooke Shields was in New York yesterday, by all accounts doing her best Martha Washington in a pair of short shorts. All she’s missing is a man with syphilis and wooden teeth and the Founding Father fantasy is complete!

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Brooke Shields Beats Tom Cruise to Birth

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The Tomkitten has finally arrived but Brooke Shields has beaten Tom Cruise to the delivery. Brooke had a baby girl, Grier Hammond, just hours before Tom’s bride-to-be, Katie Holmes, delivered her own baby, Suri. Here’s a blast from the past:

Last year Brooke and Tom, who appeared together in the 1981 film ‘Endless Love,’ traded barbs in the media over Shields’ use of psychiatric drugs while suffering from post-partum depression. Cruise, a staunch critic of psychiatry, believes the ailment can be treated through exercise and vitamins.

Grier Hammond? Suri? I think the ones who will suffer from depression will be the children when they’ll find out they bear stupid names.

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