Tennis star Andy Roddick’s wife Brooklyn Decker has been revealed as this year’s cover girl for Sports Illustrated 2010 Swimsuit Edition, which hits newsstands today. Also hitting today: angry women who catch their husbands trying to rub one out on Brooklyn’s face while crouching behind the riding mower in the tool shed. I can still see you from here, dumbass!

Lots more nearly-naked Brooklyn after the jump:

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The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorer’s Edition Portfolio contains tons of bikini-clad pictures of models Bar Rafaeli, Brooklyn Decker and Hilary Rhoda (just to name a few), although I’m not entirely sure what makes it the “Explorer’s Edition.” Perhaps there’s a mariner’s guide to the Straits of Magellan and a crudely-drawn map to the Lost City of Gold in the back. You know, in case you feel like rubbing one out on the legend of El Dorado instead of Bar Rafaeli’s face. I’m sure that happens a lot if your last name is Pizarro.

After looking at these pictures of tennis star Andy Roddick’s wife Brooklyn Decker in GQ magazine, I’m afraid I might actually be gay. No, I’m serious. The sleeveless flannel and the patchouli rock deodorant and the double-headed dildo you found in my closet — those were just a phase. This is the real deal right here. I’m in love!

This time of year is so filled with the magic and wonder of romance.  No, not the chocolate hearts and flowers Hallmark Valentine bullshit, you mincing nancy.  I’m referring, of course, to that special time each year when Sports Illustrated stops talking about boring stuff like actual sports, and instead puts out their annual Swimsuit Issue.  Love is in the air, dudes.

This year’s cover girl is Bar Refaeli, supermodel and Leonardo DiCaprio arm candy:

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