Whitney Houston’s biological daughter Bobbi Kristina and her “adopted son” Nick Gordon went public with their relationship by shoving their tongues down each other’s throats in front of a bunch of paparazzi cameras outside a pizzeria in Atlanta yesterday. I should point out that “adopted son” is in quotation marks because Whitney never legally adopted Nick, but legally adopted or not, he still lived with them for the last ten years, called Whitney “mom” and was known as “Brudder” to Bobbi Kristina. Which means this whole thing is just fucking weird. Radar Online says:

Aside from the PDA Bobbi appeared to be wearing a diamond ring on her left hand, adding validity to [reports] that the two are engaged.

“Nick proposed to Krissy on March 10, and she said yes,” a family friend told Star. “Krissy said Nick is the only person she trusts in the world. They have a very deep connection.

While Nick and Bobbi, 19, usually referred to each other as ‘baby sis’ and ‘brudder,’ Nick confirmed their new relationship on Twitter saying, “Yeah we got a little closer and what!!!”

Yeeeah! Fun Fact: Now you know exactly what “Flowers in the Attic” would have been like if it had been written and produced by Tyler Perry.

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton on Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy Tour in NY on Tuesday, because they’re clearly in a relationship that is NOT unnatural and weird:

Olympic silver medalist Nancy Kerrigan’s brother Mark plead not guilty to one charge of “assault and battery on an elder with serious bodily injury” after being implicated in the death of their 70-year-old father, Daniel. TMZ says

Cops say Nancy Kerrigan’s brother Mark admitted he put his hands around his father’s neck and thought his dad was faking it when he fell to the ground. Daniel Kerrigan suffered a heart attack during the altercation and died.

[Police reports say] Mark “appeared intoxicated” and “became belligerent and combative” when cops tried handcuffing him yesterday, so an officer pepper sprayed him.

Mark’s lawyer said that Mark suffers from post traumatic stress disorder from his stint in the Army, and has been living in his parent’s basement after spending time in jail for assault and battery related charges.

And in this time of trial and tribulation, who better to offer words of comfort to Nancy than the chick who hired thugs to bash her knee in? Former ice skating champ Tonya Harding released the following statement to the The Insider

“Tonya feels very sad for Nancy and her family and extends her deepest sympathy and condolences to them. Tonya’s beloved dad, Al Harding, passed away this past April, so she understands the grief Nancy and her family are feeling at this difficult time.”

However, Tonya still doesn’t know how it feels to be a USFSA champion, since she was banned from the association for life and stripped of her titles in 1994. But if Nancy ever needs to know what it feels like to be fat and make a sex tape, well, then, Tonya’s definitely her girl.

Nancy at the “Blades of Glory” premiere several years ago, and then the ESPN post-attack video for the sadist in you after the jump:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online

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Barfity barf barf BARF! Who thinks mega cooze Tila Tequila would make a good surrogate mother? Her brother and sister-in-law do, apparently.  The Apocalypse will shortly ensue.  Says NYDailyNews,

The 27-year-old (whose real name is Tila Ngyuen) tweeted her “big announcement” on Sunday, “I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother and his Wife!!…That is my xmas present to them.”

Though Tila has not revealed any new details about the decision, she did recently receive a pretty huge gift of her own – a 17-carat diamond engagement ring from heiress Casey Johnson.

“My baby takes care of me,” Tila recently said in a video blog. “Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!”

We can probably look forward to rises to a new level of skank while she’s pregnant, like taking video of herself masturbating or something else equally deviant. Poor kid is going to come out traumatized. I wouldn’t trust a dog I liked with her. Not because she’s Vietnamese and would eat it, but because she’s probably have sex with it.

With her “fiancée” Casey Johnson, showing off her 17-carat “engagement” ring, plus bending over so she can show where the baby will come out:

PHOTO SOURCE: PACIFIC COAST NEWS

Kim Kardashian will be making a guest appearance on the new blink-and-its-canceled Fox sitcom “Brothers.” People Magazine says

In the episode, set to be filmed in a few weeks and to air in October, the reality star plays herself as she confronts former football star Michael Trainor – played by real ex-New York Giant Michael Strahan – about rumors that the two have enjoyed a secret tryst.

This would be one of those cases of art imitating life if only there were more pee involved. Something to think about, Fox! People just love irony.