May 20, 20110

Jennifer Lawrence is a Brunette Now

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It’s a true testament to your hotness when you look just as hot brunette as you did as a blond, and “Winter’s Bone” star Jennifer Lawrence pwns it. As opposed to Katherine Heigl, who looked like she was plucked from the cast of Designing Women and then aged for 12 weeks in an oak barrel full of White Shoulders and control-top pantyhose.

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Mar 16, 20093

Fergie Has New Hair

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Newly-married Fergie showed off a darker ‘do in Manhattan over the weekend, and of course, I totally hate it. But I don’t know why I hate it. Do I hate it because it’s Fergie, or do I hate it because it’s a really shitty dye job? It brings to mind the old “tastes great”/”less filling” Miller Lite quandry of Super Bowls past. Fortunately, all my clothes are tear-away and I keep a bottle of baby oil in my purse for just such emergencies. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go ask those girls in HR what they think now. Rowr!

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