Tila Tequila made a point to display her Shawne Merriman-inspired bruises for all the paps’ cameras in her first public appearance since the alleged beating on Sunday. Big fucking deal, right? A couple of lateral bruises on the upper arms. Psshhht. I’m pretty sure Nicole Brown Simpson would have called that shit “foreplay.”

TMZ obtained a photo yesterday of a woman with a fat lip and strangely devil-horn shaped bruises on either side of her forehead. They say it’s Rihanna but it’s really hard to tell, especially since her eyes are closed. But someone’s in trouuuuble….MSNBC reports,

Hours after the photo was posted, the Los Angeles Police Department launched an internal investigation and asked for the public’s help in finding the person who leaked it. A police news release said the image “has the appearance” of one taken during a domestic violence investigation, and classified its release as a case of serious misconduct.

I hope whoever leaked that photo in the police department got a lot of money that will tide them over for a long, long time. After they get found out they’ll probably face criminal charges and will have an awfully hard time finding a job!

I also hope that Chris Brown’s penis will shrivel up and fall off like a baby’s umbilical cord!