It’s a true testament to your hotness when you look just as hot brunette as you did as a blond, and “Winter’s Bone” star Jennifer Lawrence pwns it. As opposed to Katherine Heigl, who looked like she was plucked from the cast of Designing Women and then aged for 12 weeks in an oak barrel full of White Shoulders and control-top pantyhose.
Arriving at Letterman:
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Now that she’s embarking on a new career as an author, Denise Richards finally ditched her signature overprocessed blonde for a darker hue. I don’t know if it quite does the trick, though. That hair doesn’t so much say “best-selling author” as it does “Lifetime Original Movie co-starring Yasmine Bleeth and Nicole Eggert.” “I Do (But I Don’t) 2: With a Vengeance,” anyone?
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40 year-old MWF Katherine Heigl seeks companion to share in macrame and beauty parlor gossip. Must love cats, Jesus, and elementary school bake sales. Non-smoker preferred. WASP a plus. Please bring own Rook cards and Aquanet upon responding.
At The Killers premiere yesterday:
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90210′s AnnaLynne McCord went undercover in a long brunette wig during a night out on the town with her sister last weekend. She might be able to hide the fact that she’s blond, but that hairpiece doesn’t do shit for hiding the fact that she’s geeked out of her fuckin gourd. The D.A.R.E. officers at my elementary school always said you should stay away from cocaine. That’s why I bought a 15-foot straw and one of those really long bridges you use to play pool.
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I have no idea why this is such a big deal since Britney Spears changes her hair colour constantly, but the webernets are all a-flutter over the fact that Brit’s gone back to dark hair. So… there you go. That’s the whole story. Oh man, I’m dizzy from all this excitement. I think I might need to lie down.
At the Mondrian Hotel yesterday:
Ashlee Simpson is probably saving a fortune by sharing husband Pete Wentz’ hair dye. Not to mention what they save sharing makeup and styling tools and feminine hygiene products! Playtex: because we’re not you’re husband’s tampon.
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Brace yourself for the crazy: Britney Spears has gone brunette again. The Daily Mail says
Britney’s ever-changing hair has long been used as a barometer of her internal mood.
At the top of her game it was long, blonde and glossy – at her lowest it was shorn to reveal her bald scalp.
So, as she stepped out with rumored fiancé Jason Trawick [and a huge sparkling diamond on her ring finger], her newly brunette hair was bound to raise eyebrows.
You know, because dyeing her hair and marrying a member of her entourage worked out so well before. I guess some people just can’t bear to leave the familiar comfort of the previously-trodden path. Even if that path is actually a downward spiral into the gaping maw of public shame and humiliation. 2007, anyone?
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