Twilight fans were all up in arms this week after it was announced that the part of Victoria would no longer be played by Rachelle Lefevre in the third installment of the series, but instead by actress Bryce Dallas Howard. The reason for the unexpected recasting? Um, I can think of two. Possibly three. Her incandescent stage presence and and her natural sense of timing on camera. What did you think I was talking about? Pervert.

From the 2005 stinkbomb Manderlay (watch the video here):

The premiere of Terminator: Salvation happened last night, and I hope y’all are prepared for this movie to come for you and your wallet.  It’s got pissed off machines trying to kill the whole world and Christian Bale trying to stop them amidst a special effects extravaganza.  It’ll pretty much be the cinematic equivalent of an orgasm so strong it makes your eyes roll back in your head.  There will be no escaping its siren song.  You will fork over your $10, and then you’ll probably do it again a few days later and thank it for the pleasure of pilfering you.

Christian Bale with his wife, Sibi:

Bryce Dallas Howard:

Anton Yelchin:

Moon Bloodgood:

Sam Worthington: