Leann Rimes posted a picture of herself in a bikini on her Twitter yesterday (above, right) in an attempt to convince you that she’s not suffering from an eating disorder (above, left). And then to prove just how not eating-disorder-stricken she is, she repeatedly talked about how much she loved cookies(!) and pizza(!) and for good measure added that she didn’t have an eating disorder like seven more times. From her Twitter:

LOVE Thin Mint Cookies! I never know where to buy GS Cookies, so I’m always elated when someone I know has them! Love Thin Mints frozen!”

@lindseyg696 you don’t know me, you have NO idea what I weigh or eat, so why should you have any opinion about my weight?

@lindseyg696 I own that I am healthy and take dang goof care of my body, that’s what I own.

@KarlaHoffman last time we ordered pizza for the boys at our house you were there and I didn’t pass it up. You’ve witnessed it!

@sheilalambert11 I have no eating disorder and I’m healthy

@sweetness509 obviously! I’m not promoting anything BUT health. I workout 3-4 times a week and eat a healthy diet and treat myself.

@amejean @karlahoffman opinion should be based off of facts! There are no facts here other than yes, obviously I’ve lost weight, but I’m not unhealthy, I eat and take care of my body. I went through a divorce and couldn’t get out of bed for days for two years! I’m happy, healthy, joyful and active and work my butt off. That’s life, things change up and down. Real concern comes from people that know me and love me, not a stranger. From a stranger it’s called judgement and not needed. DONE.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Me also thinks nobody really giveth a shit either way. ‘Tis Leann Rimes. The only reason I even posteth these tweets was to misquoteth Hamlet and talketh like an 18th century bard.

22-year-old Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel revealed a shockingly emaciated frame when she stepped out in their new swimwear line at The Mondrian hotel in L.A. yesterday. Between swirling around the Ark of the Covenant and commandeering the Army of the Dead in an epic battle against Sauron’s dark army, I bet she stays really busy this time of year.

If Sarah Jessica Parker gets any goddamn skinnier, I’m pretty sure she’ll qualify for citizenship in Senegal, Burundi, and most of Southeastern Africa. But unless she’s hard up for fly-infested bowls of gruel or yellow fever, there’s not much to do there except die of malaria or butcher political moderates and line the streets with their carcasses. Not exactly a place you’d go to “get away from it all,” as it were. Unless by “all” you meant “medicine and technology,” in which case, enjoy your trip.

UPDATE: The official Trailer for Hex and the Pity Sex and the City 2 after the jump:

I’d rather find a horse’s head in my bed than this fug mess. God damn:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

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When did Renee Zellweger get so fat? I mean, you can’t even see the separation between the ulna and the radius in her forearms. Gross. Time to get your fatass on a treadmill and an enema in your pooper, NeNe! Those pounds aren’t going to just magically disappear on their own, you know!

Arriving to Good Morning America yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin