HBO released a first look at 50-year old Julianne Moore as former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin in their new movie “Game Change” to herald the start of the film’s production in Maryland yesterday. Apparently it’s based on some best-selling book that chronicles U.S. senator John McCain’s 2008 presidential bid, but I can neither confirm nor deny this, seeing as how I don’t actually read anything that doesn’t involve celebrity upskirts and nipslips.
And speaking of upskirts and nipslips, I think the burning question on everyone’s mind here is, “Will HBO’s Sarah Palin have a firecrotch, or will they make her wear a pubic wig?” (Get it? Burning question? FIRE crotch? Yeah, I hate me, too.) I don’t know. I’m not sure that Sarah Palin’s crotch really played any significant role in John McCain’s presidential campaign. But just in case, I found these pictures of Julianne Moore’s bush in “Short Cuts” for reference. It’s hard-hitting investigative journalism like this that keeps me from being invited to parties.