S.S. Mischa Barton is Bustin’ Out

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Mischa Barton busts a seam in her dress

Mischa Barton and some little friend of hers were walking to the Bowery Hotel yesterday, and Mischa was… well, she was certainly filling out her dress.  She busted one of her ass seams:

Mischa Barton busts a seam in her dress

I don’t get Mischa Barton.  She’s certainly not fat, but she’s not very well toned and she picks out the world’s most unflattering outfits.  She’s got great bone structure, but her hair’s a damn mess and she spackles her eyes like she’s a blind crack whore.  I just don’t get it.  But whatever it is, she’s outta the psych ward now so I want her to knock it off and try harder.

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