S.S. Mischa Barton is Bustin’ Out
Tags: ass, busted seam, cleavage, mischa barton, psych ward, s.s.
Mischa Barton and some little friend of hers were walking to the Bowery Hotel yesterday, and Mischa was… well, she was certainly filling out her dress. She busted one of her ass seams:
I don’t get Mischa Barton. She’s certainly not fat, but she’s not very well toned and she picks out the world’s most unflattering outfits. She’s got great bone structure, but her hair’s a damn mess and she spackles her eyes like she’s a blind crack whore. I just don’t get it. But whatever it is, she’s outta the psych ward now so I want her to knock it off and try harder.


