Jennifer Aniston’s family-less vacation in Mexico wouldn’t be complete unless she threw herself a “surprise” birthday party. A source told Page Six

“On Saturday, the staff lit 65 candles for her on the terrace of her villa, where all her guests, including Gerard, dined and drank, before a Mariachi band sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to her in Spanish and she was presented with a dark chocolate cake decorated with her star sign, Aquarius.”

It’s the little details that make a birthday party really special, isn’t it? Especially if the one providing all the details is the same one whose birthday party it is, because God knows no husband or children are going to throw her one since she doesn’t have any and it’s gonna be that way for the rest of her life anyway because she’s the relational equivalent of leprosy. I wonder how many Mexican cooks it took to convince her that “desperate” wasn’t a real cake flavor.

Bikini time:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online

Is there such a thing as too much Lindsay Lohan in a bikini? Ha ha, of course not! That’s like asking if there can be too much blue sky or too much Wild Turkey in your morning coffee. So enjoy looking at these until you puke in your own hair and pass out in the floor of your cubicle. That part usually comes when you end up looking at Samantha by mistake.