S.S. Eva Mendes Oiled Up

You know, whenever I’m all get all shiny and oily looking all I get it, Sonya, you stink, Sonya, take a shower, Sonya, stop wrestling with those pigs! When Eva Mendes gets all greased up, someone whips out a camera, sandwiches her behind a hot guy and slaps her on a billboard. I get the …

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S.S. Calvin Klein Racy Threesome Ad

A downtown Manhattan Calvin Klein billboard ad depicting a three-on-one group sex scene has family values groups up in arms. Fox News says The blue-jeans giant has unveiled a jumbo ad that shows two young men and a young woman entwined in a semi-nude threesome, as another man undresses. Randy Sharp of the American Family …

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Eva Mendes The New Ass of Calvin Klein

Fashion designer Calvin Klein has chosen DIY abortion champion Eva Mendes to be the new face — well, new ass, technically — of their 2008 underwear ad campaign. OK! Magazine says The advertisements, which will debut in the fall, will focus on “seductive comfort.” She will also be the face of a-yet-unnamed Calvin Klein fragrance. …

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