If you’ve ever wondered what Paris Hilton’s vagina would look like if it were vacuum-sealed in spandex, here you go. I’m kinda surprised, honestly. I was expecting the faint outline of teeth or tentacles or what could pass for one of the Squidbillies in a leglock, but it just looks like your standard boring vagina. I’d be lying if I said wasn’t a little disappointed.

Some posts need no explanation at all. Some posts seem to just fall out of the sky and land gently in your lap like a magical gift from heaven. This is one of those posts, boys and girls. Shh… let’s not spoil it with words. Let’s just look deeply into each others’ eyes and say a silent prayer of gratitude while simultaneously going for our zippers. It’s what Jesus would want us to do.

Miranda Kerr on the runway at the David Jones show yesterday:

Everything today is all “Michael Jackson” this and “King of Pop” that, so for a change of pace, please enjoy these pictures of Khloe Kardashian’s camel toe. Funny, I always thought Bigfoot would have a dick. I guess you learn something new every day!

Clearly in her second trimester leaving Katsuya in Hollywood: