The Metropolitan Museum of Art hosted its annual Costume Institute Gala Benefit last night, and this year’s theme was “PUNK: Chaos to Couture.” Or as I like to call it, “Posers on Parade.” You should have no problem finding their queen. She’s wearing the traditional plumed mohawk headpiece and everything.

Check out the rest of this year’s worst-dressed in the gallery above!


Cameron Diaz does a dominatrix David Bowie thing for the March issue of Photoshop Monthly Interview Russia. It’s a good look for her. She should really not smile more often.

In other news…

The worst sports collectibles of all time, including the Dennis Rodman Barbie with matching veil and dress. (Mandatory)

See what happens when you try to use Justin Bieber song lyrics as pick-up lines in real life. (Hollywood Rag)

Check out the sea monster they pulled out of a New Jersey sewer river last week! (Huffington Post)

Hevia’s new skincare line encourages skin rejuvenation by sourcing plants from all over the world, and sourcing plants is a dangerous game. (Fab Over 40)

Guess which congressman isn’t too busy with looming sequestration to find time to stalk a female reporter? (Gawker)

Tom Cruise is so worried about Suri Cruise being kidnapped that he’s hired a body double for her. (Celeb Slam)

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Despite her loud guffaws and incessant pawing, 40-year-old Cameron Diaz got shot down when she tried to work her magic on 26-year-old Robert Pattinson at Gucci’s Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles last week. Us Magazine says:

“She was pretty obvious,” says one of three witnesses who watched Diaz come on to the Twilight star, 26. “Cam was seated next to Rob at dinner. She was touching his arm, doing her big Cameron laugh at everything he said and trying really hard. He was polite, but not having it.”

Clearly he only has eyes for Kristen Stewart.

Shame on Cameron. She’s old enough to be his grandmother, probably. Her predatory sex drive must be a side effect from all that bull testosterone and human growth hormone.

Get Cameron’s look with this black-and-white graphic print dress from See By ChloĆ© and the contents of a bovine scrotum.

Cameron Diaz was rumored to have undergone a breast augmentation back in January of this year, and these pics from next month’s Esquire pretty well confirm it. You could steer a barge in between those things. She’s giving Tori Spelling a real run for her money in the wonky tit department.

Hop on the denim trend like Cameron with this jean jacket from Tommy Hilfiger, or find a dungeon to raid like Cameron. It’s really six of one to me.

People are constantly inquiring about my personal style and fashion sense (“what the hell are you wearing” and “why in God’s name aren’t you wearing pants” are both technically fashion inquiries), so I’ve taken it upon myself to pass my copious fashion knowledge on to you. Citrus hues were a big trend this summer and will still be huge this fall, but instead of going out and dropping a house payment on a designer dress like Katie Holmes’, you could get a similar tangerine dress just like it from Czar here for only the price of a car note on a moderately-priced mid-size family sedan. Then you can tell your husband, “Yeah, so it’s a car note, but see how much I could have spent on this dress?” and then tell him girls who wear citrus hues are eight times more likely to try a threesome.

Katie on her way to the Two Little Hens Bakery here, and more celebs in orange and yellow after the jump:

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