Hands-down the best Katie Holmes has EVER looked. And I of course mean “hands-down” in the “in your pants” kinda way. That’s usually how I mean just about everything.
New campaign for jeweler H. Stern:
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Academy Award nominee Taraji P. Henson is the latest celebrity to strip down for PETA’s tired-ass “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign. The caption says that she is “comfortable in her own skin,” which is a good thing, because she’s clearly not comfortable in her own hair. If that weave were any more obvious, it’d still have the price tag and a Korean woman attached.
At the premiere of Karate Kid last summer:
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“Gossip Girl’s” Blake Lively will be joining the elite ranks of Keira Knightly and Lily Allen as the new face of fashion house Chanel. E! Online says:
Blake Lively is taking another step on her way to becoming a full-fledged fashion icon.
The Gossip Girl beauty will star in a new ad campaign for Chanel. She was just in Paris shooting for [Chanel's] handbag collection. The ads should launch early next year.
“Gossip Girl” is supposed to be one big runway for haute couture and designer clothing, but the one time I tried to watch it, I woke up foaming at the mouth in a puddle of my own urine. Of course, that could have been the 14 white russians I’d had before it started, but I’m not taking any chances. Better safe than sorry, I always say.
At the Lorraine Schwartz ’2BHAPPY’ Launch Event last month:
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It appears the folks behind the “Digital Death” celebrity campaign to raise money for AIDS in Africa grossly overestimated the value of Kim Kardashian’s tweets. Yahoo says:
The campaign states: “The world’s top celebrities — [including Ryan Seacrest, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, and Justin Timberlake] — are sacrificing their digital lives to give real life to millions of people affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India. That means no more Twitter or Facebook updates from any of them. No more knowing where they are, what they had for dinner, or what interesting things are happening in their lives. From here on out, they’re dead. Kaput. Finished.”
The organizers promised that when fans donate more than $1,000,000, “everyone will be back online and tweeting in no time,” [but] as of 7:30 p.m. EST Thursday, only $180,950 had been donated — meaning unless [Kardashian's] fans come up with $819,000, [she] and the rest of the “dead” celebrities won’t be tweeting for the foreseeable future.
Is not knowing in 140 characters or less what Kim Kardashian ate for dinner supposed to be some kind of threat? Please. Why don’t you try to scare off Britney Spears with a bucket of fried chicken and cigarettes while you’re at it. That ought to be just as effective.
Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley goes topless in this edgy new ad campaign for fashion brand Thomas Wylde, and I bet I know exactly what you’re thinking right now: “God” and “damn.” Also “I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours.” Here’s a hint: stop taking Viagra before you come into work. It’s not fucking rocket science, dummy.
In a new ad campaign for Thomas Wylde:
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