Dec 8, 20082
Jessica Alba’s Swimsuit Calendar Massively Photoshopped
Tags: airbrushed, campari, Jessica Alba, photoshop, retouched, swimsuit calendar
Everybody has been raving about how unbelievable Jessica Alba’s post-baby body looked in her new Campari swimsuit calendar, and “unbelievable” would be right, because it isn’t fucking real. It’s all the work of digital retouching — a good three inches off her waist and hips and virtual breast implants. Nothing you see is real anymore. Nothing except our love, that is. And maybe the Zionist Agenda. That you can take to the bank, baby.
