May 20, 20099
S.S. Angelina Jolie Sexing it Up at Cannes
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, cannes, Inglorious Bastards, photos, pictures, premiere
What more Cannes I say here? That Angelina Jolie is unbelievably, jaw-droppingly, moutain-ox strangling punch-your-mother-in-the-face gorgeous? Please. That’s like trying to sing with all the voices of the mountains or paint with all the colors of the wind. It really only works if you’re two-dimensional and cloyingly stereotyped.
