This is what happens when you teach “abstinence only” singing.
The rest of you can still enjoy that $15 gimme on any costume at Krazy Katz with the coupon code “snarky,” just for being a loyal reader of the site. Halloween’s just around the corner, so stock up now before all the good stuff’s sold out. You’ve got ten days before you have to resort to showing up at a party as a “cereal killer” or a Charlie Brown-style ghost. I think I speak for guys everywhere when I say, “Neither of those show off your boobs!”
Listen up, boys and girls — just in time for Halloween, Krazy Katz Costumes has teamed up with Yeeeah to give away a totally FREE costume to our snarkiest reader! Your snark-worthiness will be determined by the distinguished panel here at Yeeeah (me + a bottle of Boone’s Farm) when you attempt to caption the following picture:
The distinguished panel’s favorite caption will be the big winner of the free costume. It’s like shooting babies in a barrel, it’s so damn easy. And what’s more fun that shooting babies? FREE COSTUMES, of course!!! The deadline for the contest is Sunday, October 19th, and we’ll announce the winner the following Monday. That’s a solid week and a half before Halloween, your one day of the year to dress like a total whore and not have anyone judge you. Think about it. Make sure to leave your email address along with your comment so we can actually notify you when you win (don’t worry — we will NEVER publish your personal information). And even if you don’t win the contest, you can still nab $15 off any costume at Krazy Katz by using the coupon code “snarky.” Really, the only way this thing could be any more of a lock is if it’s last name were “Spears” and you didn’t have a condom. Ka-ching!
