Amy Winehouse Topless in St. Lucia

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Amy Winehouse Topless

Here are three words you want to read first thing on a Monday morning: Amy. Winehouse. Topless. You’re welcome! News of the World says

The troubled singer revealed her curves when she slipped off her bikini top for a dip in Caribbean paradise St Lucia [last week]. The Rehab star, who has battled drugs, was sporting a very healthy looking tum too.

Go ahead and click! It’s not as bad as you think. Really, it’s not. It’s kinda like waking up wet because you’ve pissed the bed — sure, it’s gross, but it’s not anywhere as bad as waking up wet because you’re elbow deep in the viscera of a dead hooker. Perspective, baby! Most of the time, it’s the only thing that keeps me from killing myself.

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