Here’s another of Carl’s Jr.’s annoying-as-all-hell commercials featuring Kim Kardashian. In it, Kim does what she does best, catch dripping liquid in her mouth and act like a giant slut. By the way, who the hell eats salads with their hands, lying on a bed? I like Carl’s Jr., but why they think that hawking their food with a bunch of vapid sluts is a good idea is beyond me. Maybe they think it will convince men that if they eat their salads, Kim Kardashian will let them pee on her. You guys are clueless. She’d probably let you pee on her without buying the salad.

Here’s Audrina Patridge doing the only thing she knows how to do: strip down, show off her ginormous fake rack, and suck on whatever comes within the general vicinity of her mouth.  In this specific instance, Audrina just so happens to be sucking on the new Six Dollar Teriyaki Burger from Carl’s Jr, which she’s shilling in an ad very similar to the one Paris Hilton did a few years ago.  Of filming the ad, Audrina tells People:

“I had an absolute blast shooting. It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!” she recalls of the sandwich, available at Carl’s Jr. on June 24, the same day that the TV spot launches.

“I was cracking up because I would take a bite, and almost immediately a food handler with white gloves would have a brand new burger ready.”

I’ve never eaten at Carl’s Jr. because they don’t exist in the arctic circle, which is where I live, but if there WERE any Carl’s Jr. restaurants up here I can guarantee you this ad would do absolutely nothing to whet my appetite for some gigantic meatpile that costs more than three delicious burritos from the place that doesn’t have a sign because no one who works there speaks English or knows how to write but it doesn’t even matter because their food is so good.  As a matter of fact, probably the only thing this ad could convince me to buy would be sunscreen with SPF 950.