I’m glad that in these uncertain times, when the economy sucks big donkey balls and I get laid off after 7 years at the same job, that we can count on Amy Winehouse to do what she does best: be a hot mess. Is there a Guinness World Record for Most Hospital Visits in Year? Amy seems to be well on her way to becoming a champion. According to Now,

Amy Winehouse was rushed to hospital on Friday night after collapsing.

The troubled diva, who is still on extended holiday on the Caribbean island of St Lucia, was in ‘a terrible state’.

Amy, 25, claims she has given up drugs during her vacation but is believed to have been drinking heavily.

‘She looked a shaking mess,’ a witness tells The Sun. ‘The people with her were very concerned.’

Amy’s spokesman has confirmed she’s receiving treatment after running out of a drug replacement she’d been using in a bid to get well.

You can always count on those Brits to make things sound so much more elegant and respectable than they are. Here in the good ol’ US of A, we’d substitute “in a state” for something like, “gargling on her own vomit” and “a shaking mess” for “too drunk to make it to the bathroom”.

Pre-drunken mess Amy doing some exercises in St. Lucia:

The medical center Amy was taken to: They put the hospitality into hospital!