Now that she’s pocketed a million bucks for posing for Playboy, Lindsay Lohan has yet another million dollar offer on the table from a sex toy company who wants to cast her vagina in latex. And you said nobody would ever hire her again. Never underestimate the pocket puss demographic! TMZ says:

The honchos from an adult entertainment company called FleshLight [are] hoping to seal a deal with the actress which would allow the company to take a mold of LiLo’s lady parts to produce “authentic” Lindsay Lohan sex toys.

Shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not that uncommon in the world of adult entertainment … loads of XXX actresses — including Jesse Jane and “Nailin’ Palin” star Lisa Ann — have copied their private parts for sex toys.

Or you could just boil a couple of lasagna noodles, fold them over on themselves, then pack them full of Silly Putty and let it bake on a car dashboard in the sun for six days. Voila! It’s just like Lindsay Lohan’s puss. Make sure you douse the whole thing in Tabasco sauce first for that authentic Lohan after-burn!

Big news for Batman fans — the role of Catwoman and Bane have finally been cast for the final installment of Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy. Yahoo News says:

Warner Bros just announced that Anne Hathaway will play Selina Kyle — who is more commonly known as “Catwoman” — and that Tom Hardy, of Nolan’s “Inception,” will play Bane.

It is definitely worth noting that the Warner Bros. release never says the word “Catwoman.” That could mean that Hathaway will be playing Kyle before she turns into Catwoman, or that the studio is trying to play a little coy with the announcement of an iconic Batman love-interest-cum-villain.

Cum-villain? I’d have thought Lindsay Lohan would be a shoo-in for that. Her agent really dropped the ball on that one!

Dallas pilot Jake Pavelka revealed on last night’s Bachelor finale that he will be starring on the tenth season of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars,” along with some other equally D-list has-beens and nobodies. People Magazine says

[The season ten cast includes] astronaut Buzz Aldrin, reality star Kate Gosselin, Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek, actresses [Shannon] Doherty and [Pamela] Anderson, Pussycat Dolls star Nicole Scherzinger, soap star Aiden Turner, NFL star Chad Ochocinco, ESPN’s Erin Andrews, and actress-comedian Niecy Nash.

The new Dancing season kicks off March 22 on ABC.

Well, the good news is that Kate Gosselin already has her very own Asian sweatshop at her disposal. That ought to save the DWTS costume department a fortune in lycra-polyester blends and manual labor.