After five years of anchoring CBS Evening News, Katie Couric announced yesterday that she will be leaving the program. I found this news altogether shocking, in that I had no idea she was still anchoring CBS Evening News. I was sure they had fired her ages ago. People Magazine says:

“I have decided to step down from the CBS Evening News,” Couric tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I’m really proud of the talented team on the CBS Evening News and the award-winning work we’ve been able to do in the past five years in addition to the reporting I’ve done for 60 Minutes and CBS Sunday Morning. In making the decision to move on, I know the Evening News will be in great hands, but I am excited about the future.”

What’s next for the 32-year broadcast veteran?

“I am looking at a format that will allow me to engage in more multi-dimensional storytelling,” she says, adding that other details, including when and where the show will air, are “still being discussed.”

It was definitely the right career move on her part. The whole concept of “evening news” will be gone in a few years, you wait and see. It’s a lumbering dinosaur. Besides the preponderance of cable news channels, the internet is making broadcast journalism virtually obsolete anyway. Not necessarily because people are getting their news information online, but they’re too busy with all the free porn. Nobody wants to hear about Libya when they’ve got their dick in their hand. Trust me, civil unrest is a real boner-killer.

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman’s mother Angela Suleman spoke to Early Show co-anchor Maggie Rodriguez about her thoughts on her daughter’s situation, and she shed a little light on who the sperm donor was. CBS News quotes the video:

“Tell me about the sperm donor. How did she meet him?” Rodriguez asked.

“They were just friends. And she’s a very persuasive, well-spoken young woman. And somehow she must have talked him into it,” said Suleman.

“Has she been in contact with him since the babies were born?” Rodriguez asked.

“I’m sure she may have spoken with him,” Suleman said.

According to Suleman, at this point, the sperm donor isn’t a part of Nadya’s other six children’s lives, but she would like to see him be a part of all their lives.

“Every child needs a father. But my daughter wanted to raise these children by herself. So that, I think, is a kind of a little selfish act. I don’t know why she would not have a father, the father of these children in her life. I don’t,” Suleman said.

“Do you think he was paid for the sperm?” Rodriguez asked.

“I don’t know. She’s so persuasive. I doubt that she had to pay (she laughed) for anything really. She’s a very convincing person,” Suleman said.

I’m going to use my expert skills of deduction and read between the lines here. Nadya Suleman is a conniving, selfish, bloated bitch who should be put out to pasture. “Persuasive” meaning that she most likely hogtied the “friend” and milked the man’s prostate dry. I really hope CPS takes those poor little babies away and gives them to stable couples who don’t have little dollar signs in their pupils.