In a move that is sure to devastate no one, woman-beater and giant pussy Chris Brown has deleted his Twatter Twitter account. Gasp! The horror! Popeater recounts the sad, sad tale:

Days after using Twitter to call retail giant Walmart liars for “blackballing” his new album from their stores (which they aren’t), Chris Brown has made like Miley and quit the micro-blogging craze.

Brown’s Twitter home, @mechanicalDummy now “doesn’t exist,” leaving fans wondering: what happened to Chris?

On Friday, Brown lamented that “major stores” like Walmart “r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the f–k do i gotta do.” He quickly added, noting that his words would certainly be publicized and used against him: “yeah i said it and i aint retracting s–t. im not biting my tongue about s else…”

He went to a Walmart in Wallingford, CT, where they “didn’t even have my album in the back,” Brown said. “Not on shelves, saw for myself.”

Well, Walmart came out Monday to say that they are, in fact, carrying Brown’s album ‘Graffiti.’ At the Wallingford store.

“We are surprised at the comments online,” read a statement released by the store today. “All Walmart stores nationwide have carried the CD since its release, including the Wallingford, [Conn.], store mentioned in the post. This store actually sold through its initial shipment over the weekend. The majority of our stores today are showing they do have copies available.”

Oops, looks like you made a royal jackass out of yourself (again), Chris. His deleting his Twitter account after being proven wrong is kind of like farting in a crowd and leaving really quickly. You may have left the scene of the crime, but everyone knows you did it by the smell you’re trailing.

That’s right, Chris, your shit stinks: