Lindsay Lohan has sicced her attorneys on her father in an attempt to prevent him from capitalizing on her innermost thoughts and secrets. Radar Online says:

The troubled starlet has fired off a scathing and threatening cease and desist letter to her dad, ordering him to stop selling her personal property.

At the center of the legal spat is Lindsay’s private diary entries she wrote while in drug rehabilitation at Cirque Lodge in Utah in 2007.

The legal letter says she had no idea her father had the diary and she did not give him permission to sell or distribute it.

The lawyer warned that if Michael tried to sell the diary or any other of Lindsay’s personal belongings, Lindsay would exercise all her legal rights and seek damages for a “grave invasion of privacy.”

I always though my dad was embarrassing growing up, but it was more along the lines of black-socks-with-tennis-shoes kind of embarrassing. This isn’t even in the same fucking ballpark. He would have never pilfered my diary and attempted to read it to the entire world so he could turn a quick buck. But that’s because he can still see his reflection in a mirror and doesn’t burst into flames at the sight of a Cross of the Holy Father Benedict. Lindsay should just be glad the “pull down her pants in front of the entire middle school for twenty bucks” ship already sailed ten years ago.

Pics from the Vanity Fair interview Sonya told you about yesterday, plus a couple of her last night:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures, Vanity Fair

Jon Gosselin fired off a cease and desist letter to TLC this morning demanding that any and all television production of “Kate Plus Eight” be halted, telling Entertainment Tonight that he suddenly realized his family “was like a trainwreck,” so he decided to “put the brakes on the divorce and on the show,” because if he didn’t, “the family would be in a mortal accident.” Hang on while I go get a shovel. His attorney writes in the letter:

A new program known as ‘Kate Plus 8′ would certainly require the acquiescence and consent not only of Kate Gosselin but Jon Gosselin, who is the father of the eight Gosselin children, which consent Jon has not given and if necessary, Jon is prepared to seek Court intervention to make sure his children’s best interests are protected.

Jon Gosselin unequivocally believes that his children’s continued participation in [TLC's] television production is ‘detrimental’ to his children. Accordingly, Jon expects that your client will cease and desist from any and all further production which includes his eight children.

Effective immediately no production crews are to enter Jon Gosselin’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authority to effectuate Police action against any trespassers.”

Coincidentally, Jon’s newfound interest in his marriage and his children’s well-being comes just two days after it was announced that he was fired from the show. I believe that’s what you call “cutting off your nose to spite your face.” On the plus side, he won’t have to worry about smelling all the bullshit that comes pouring out of his mouth that way.