Madonna is a Good Mother, Part 746.12b
Tags: celebration, Jesus Luz, Like a Virgin, lourdes, Madonna, music video
Hello, my pretties. It’s Sarah. I had a Benadryl smoothie with a shot of Hendricks for breakfast this morning, so today should be a cavalcade of crazy. Are you excited? I’m excited! I might actually just be dizzy and hallucinatory, but to be honest, I haven’t much been able to tell the difference for years. It’s hard work being this awesome, y’all.
Oh hey look, it’s Lourdes. She’s all trussed up in the outfit made famous in her mum’s performance of “Like a Virgin” at the 1984 MTV Video Music Awards. Isn’t that sweet? Except for the part about how LOURDES IS 12. Like, twelve (12!) years old. Twelve, motherfuckers. Also, for those of you who’ve never seen Reservoir Dogs or were zygotes in 1984, the song “Like a Virgin” is a little ditty about a slut machine getting banged by a dude so big it was painful. What kind of retard thinks it’s a good idea to tart up a 12-year-old in the “Like a Virgin” costume? Apparently, Madonna is precisely that kind of retard. I wonder if she made Lourdes wear the “Boy Toy” belt, too? Oh, who are we kidding here? I bet Madonna makes Lourdes wear that belt every damn day of her life.
Anyway, this photo was taken on the set of Madonna’s new “Celebration” video. You know, the one where she makes out with Jesus and Lourdes has a seizure in a crowd? Yeah. Who’d have thought that hot mess was the best of the options they had to work with?
The “Celebration” video keeps getting yanked because I guess some people are fussy about copyrights and such, but hopefully this one will stay put long enough for each of you yokels to have the opportunity to torture yourselves:
