Jessica Alba as Dora and Other Lame Celebrity Costumes

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Now that she’s had a change of heart and decided to embrace her Latina roots, Jessica Alba dressed up as Dora the Explorer for Halloween. Just one of many “eh-strong Latina woman” costumes from which to choose if you’re a girl of color, I’m sure. Like, um… let’s see… well, there’s Rosario from “Will and Grace.” She’s one. And that midget from Fantasy Island, whats-her-name. (On second thought, that might have been a man. I don’t think anybody really knows for sure.) Oh, and Charo, right? I almost forgot about Charo! Cuchi-cuchi! See, there’s a ton of options. Good for Jessica for trouncing the traditional demeaning Latina eh-stereotype.

Jessica Alba as Dora and husband Cash Warren as Diego:

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Kate Beckinsale as Adam Ant:

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Helena Christensen as a painter’s palette:

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Brooke Shields in a Cleopatra flapper wig as… her daughter’s pimp? I don’t know:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online