Nov 8, 2011
A woman is shopping around what she claims is a “full frontal” picture of Philadelphia Eagles star and canine enthusiast Michael Vick to various media outlets. Radar Online says:
According to one website the woman contacted, she told them the photo was easily identifiable as Vick because the unique tattoos “that appear all over his body including his signature super man tatoo [sic].”
The woman claims the photo was taken less than a year ago in a hotel room in Dallas, Texas.
“He is in the bathroom of the hotel room the night before the game taking the photos of himself,” the woman claims. “It is from the neck down with all tattoos visible.”
Michael Vick is married with two kids, so not only will he have shown the world his wiener, but he will have revealed himself as a philanderer, too. A philandering, wiener-flaunting dog-fighting asshole. Even Bernie Madoff cuts a more sympathetic figure than this guy.
And now for some Kelly Brook in lingerie in this month’s Nuts:
Sep 21, 2011
R.E.M. announced yesterday that they were going their separate ways after over thirty years together. Front man Michael Stipe wrote on their official website:
“A wise man once said ‘the skill in attending a party is knowing when it’s time to leave.’ We built something extraordinary together. We did this thing. And now we’re going to walk away from it.
I hope our fans realize this wasn’t an easy decision; but all things must end, and we wanted to do it right, to do it our way.
We have to thank all the people who helped us be R.E.M. for these 31 years; our deepest gratitude to those who allowed us to do this. It’s been amazing.”
And he shot down any rumors of dissension within the band, adding:
“We have always been a band in the truest sense of the word. Brothers who truly love and respect each other. We feel kind of like pioneers in this — there’s no disharmony here, no falling-outs, no lawyers squaring off. We’ve made this decision together, amicably and with each other’s best interests at heart.”
And to prove there were no hard feelings, Michael Stipe promptly unleashed his (NSFW) wiener and riotous mane of pubic hair on the internet. Makes perfect sense, really. We just broke up, so here’s my dick. You’d be surprised how many of my relationships have ended with that very phrase.
Sep 20, 2011
I came across this photo of Miley Cyrus in her panties on the set of her “Who Owns My Heart” video, but I have no idea when or how this thing found its way online. I don’t know if it just leaked or if it’s part of the set that leaked earlier in the year, or if it has anything to do with the same guy who hacked Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson’s phone last week. To be honest, I really didn’t care. It’s a hot 18-year old girl in her panties. If it’s “information” you want, maybe you should start by asking the gentleman behind you to remove the dick from your ass, because you’re obviously gay. Queer.
Sep 14, 2011
Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone was hacked back in March, and there were rumors nekkid pictures were forthcoming. Well, here they are. Enjoy Scarlett’s nipples and ass crack for the next .05 seconds, which is how long it will take before her lawyers threaten to break my kneecaps and make me take them down.
UPDATE: The fuzz got to us, so we had to take the pictures down.
May 31, 2011
Five pics of a supposedly nude pre-Gossip Girl (and pre-nose job) Blake Lively surfaced this evening, and I’m inclined to believe they’re the real deal. A) The facial mole matches up, and B) it’s the same iPhone she was photographed with last year. Also, my grandma once told me if I believed in something hard enough, I could make it be. I think she was talking about me getting my GED, but I’m hoping it works for naked celebrity pictures, too.
UPDATE: Photos have been removed at the request of Blake Lively’s attorneys.
