Sep 28, 20094

S.S. Eva Longoria in Citizen K Magazine

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How many pints of Romulan Ale would you have to drink before you had sex with the Vulcan dominatrix version of Eva Longoria? Not during the time of pon farr, obviously. That’s just being facetious. I guess it’s kind of a Catch-22, because if you actually understood anything I just wrote, you’re never going to have sex, anyway. No sense in wasting everybody’s time with your virgin speculations!

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Aug 4, 200817

S.S. More Miley Cyrus Hacked Pictures

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Slutty Miley Cyrus cell phone pictures seem to show up on the internet every goddamn day here lately, so — per the usual — here’s more slutty Miley Cyrus cell phone pics on the internet. If you’re into being a registered sex offender and horse-themed porn, then these ought to be right up your alley. That is where your kind park your unmarked GMC vans and wait, right?

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