S.S. Cursed Fate
Tags: big brother, bikini, boobs, Chantelle Houghton, s.s.
Five minutes ago I had absolutely no idea who Chantelle Houghton was, but she’s got a humongous rack and she was in a bikini in France at some point when somebody took some pictures of her. The Google tells me that she’s English and she won “Big Brother” one time. I don’t know which time, because I stopped reading after half a sentence since I literally could not care less if I tried. I’ve been servicing the ladies with a lot of half naked man pictures lately, so I wanted to be kind and gift you men folk with some cleavage. Unfortunately, it’s been a very unsexy week, so all you get is this chick. I guess maybe the Fates have cursed you and your penis.

