This Can’t End Well
Tags: baby, chelsea handler, Khloe Kardashian, lamar odom, pregnancy rumors
Ugh. That Other Kardashian (not the preggo and not the one with the ass; the Amazonian one) went on Chelsea Handler’s show with her pretend husband, and this ridiculous shit happened:
They got married just a month after they met, and now just another month later, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian look to be wasting little time taking another big step.
Appearing on E!’s Chelsea Lately, Kardashian, 25, was asked by host Chelsea Handler if she was pregnant yet, like sister Kourtney.
It was Odom who answered: “Soon.”
“You planning on having a baby soon?” Handler asked. “You want to do that right away?”
“I do,” said Odom, 30.
And Kardashian’s answer? “Okay,” she says.
Look, I don’t really care if two clinically retarded people whore themselves and their fake TV marriage out to anyone who will listen so they can make easy money and never have to get real jobs. I mean, it’s cheap and disgusting, but so is most of Hollywood so I just can’t be bothered to get worked up about it. But please, for the love of all that is holy, can’t the fates intervene and somehow arrange it so these two get trapped in an industrial sized microwave for approximately eight hours, or however long it might take to fully irradiate their reproductive organs? I really feel like that’s not a lot to ask, here.
Leaving the E! studios after their appearance on Chelsea Lately:
