“Chloe” just finished its run in theaters and won’t be out on DVD for several months, but that hasn’t stopped stay-at-home virgins from illegally downloading the movie and painstakingly frame-by-framing Amanda Seyfried’s lesbian scene with Julianne Moore for a shitload of topless screen caps. Well, I’m not all that technologically advanced, but I assume that’s how they do it. If there’s an easier way, I sure as hell don’t know about it. Mostly because nobody at the Jedi Council Forum meeting would help me. It’s called an Amiga 3000 and it’s a real fucking computer, assholes!

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Since it’s been all Megan, Megan, Megan, Jan Brady Amanda Seyfried had to get in her two cents about sucking face with co-star Megan Fox in the cinematic craptacular “Jennifer’s Body.” GQ writes

Getting it on with [Megan] Fox [in "Jennifer's Body], gratuitous as it was, turned out to be good preparation for Seyfried’s next project, “Chloe,” in which she plays an escort who seduces both Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. “I had to make out with Julianne,” Seyfried says. “I was like, ‘I’ve already done this! This should be easy!’”

No, you haven’t already done this. You made out with Megan Fox. Julianne Moore is an actual actress. It ought to be a whole new experience working with someone whose modus operandi doesn’t consist of cloying come-hither stares and screaming while running away from robot explosions.