Christian Slater: Face Lift, Botox, or Forehead Implant?

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At any moment I expect to see a Warbird Starship land behind Christian Slater, just as he concludes his speech on plasma torpedoes and artificial singularities and the distinct cultural differences between his race and the Vulcan’s. Either that, or he’s just learned that “Untamed Heart” has been voted the greatest movie of all time. What’s the word I’m looking for here? Ah, yes — fehill’curak! Really, I think it goes without saying.