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After last night’s American Music Awards, I am officially done with the cut-out trend. I’m filing it right between George Lucas and The Ahh Bra in the “Dead to Me” file. It’s time we both moved on.

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Christina Aguilera Natural Makeup

Christina Aguilera has dropped nearly three dress sizes (see her before pic here), but it’s hard to notice it under the mounds of fake hair and layers of makeup and gradient body bronzing. She gets progressively darker the further down you go. Ombré is NOT a word that should ever be used to describe your spray tan.

Beauty

What’s going on with Christina Aguilera’s eyelashes here? Did she let Britney Spears put them on for her? One is glued to her lid, and the other is only attached to the lashline at either end so it bows up in the middle. She must have been steering with her knees or wearing oven mitts when she put them on.

False eyelashes + how to do them right:

31-year-old Christina Aguilera got shit-faced at the Samsung Galaxy Note II launch party last month and tried to convince Disney starlet Vanessa Hudgens to come home with her and boyfriend Matt Rutler for a night of erotic delights. Or possibly a night of eating frosting straight from the can. I don’t know, I wasn’t there. Radar Online says:

The fellow reveler said Aguilera looked like “a hot mess in black stretch pants and wrinkled white T-shirt. There were vodka bottles strewn all over her table… eventually Matt looked like he had taken on the role of babysitter.”

“She spent a lot of time on the dance floor gyrating next to Vanessa… the more Christina drank, the more her kinky side seemed to come out.”

But Hudgens refused to go home with Aguilera and her boyfriend of two years.

“Out of the blue [Christina] stumbled over to Vanessa and begged her to come back home with her and Matt!” the partygoer [said]. “Vanessa was taken aback but smiled and politely declined the offer.”

Nothing reinforces a relationship like twenty extra pounds, unchecked substance abuse and inviting a third person into the bedroom. In fact, in some circles, it’s actually referred to as “The Marriage Saving Trifecta.” I’m pretty sure Dr. Phil did a show about it.

Since I don’t have any way to gouge out your mind’s eye, I thought more pics from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night might help. You can play Angel with this gorgeous bra from Roberto Cavalli (or if you could use the padding, this bra from Mimi Holliday by Damarius is plenty sexy, too).

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Today is Election Day, so I’m guessing Christina Aguilera misheard “civic duty” for “civic doody” when she decided put on those pants, because that whole outfit is complete shit. Nobody should ever be able to use the word “star-spangled” when describing your pants. Not unless you’re being fired out of a cannon at a circus or jumping a canyon on a motorcycle, in which case it is not only acceptable, but highly encouraged. Anyway, fashion FAIL.

It’s hard to do stars and be taken seriously, but almost any girl can pull off stripes. Christina and BF Matthew Rutler in Los Angeles last night:

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