Christina Hendrick’s massive rack takes up the cover of next month’s Cosmopolitan UK cover. In it she talks about how she never thought people would find her sexy. I supposed I’m supposed to find self-deprecation charming. Snore.  The Daily Mail says,

Hendricks admits her husband finds her whole pin-up image incredibly funny.

She explains: ‘It’s incredibly flattering and surprising, and I didn’t think for a second when I started Mad Men that people would talk about me as being sexy or a pin up.

‘My husband has a good laugh about it, of course.’

And when asked to define sexy, she adds: ‘Sexiness is about confidence and individuality. I can’t keep my eyes off the women you see in cities like London, New York and Paris – the way they carry themselves and put themselves together are always so unique.

‘Sexiness is about being an individual and having conviction about what that is.’

Which, of course, is why she didn’t think it was necessary to get implants after she gained a bunch of weight to even out her bottom and achieve an “hourglass” figure. Yup.

I’m not sure what Christina Hendricks’ boobs have to do with men’s health, but then I’m not a doctor. I’m more of a do-it-yourself pharmacologist/mobile herbalist. It just sounds better than “drug dealer” on my business cards.

At the world premiere of “IRIS: a Journey through the World of Cinema” in Hollywood last month:

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“Modern Family” was the big winner at last night’s 63rd Annual Emmy Awards (click here for a complete list of winners and nominees), taking home the awards for Best Comedy, Best Supporting Actress (Julie Bowen), Best Supporting Actor (Ty Burrell), Best Director and Best Writing in the comedy category. What you may not know is that I also took home several awards last night, including Best Who Gives a Shit, Best What in Holy Hell is Happening with Christina Hendrick’s Tits, and Outstanding Roach Clip Dexterity. And I didn’t even have to dress up.

Christina Hendricks, Sofia Vergara, and Kate Winslet here; Claire Danes and Nina Dobrev after the jump:

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You know the sound of groaning metal and straining girders the Titantic made right before it split in half? Well, you can’t tell it from the pictures, but Christina Hendrick’s dress is making that very same noise right now. God help us all.

At the premiere of “I Don’t Know How She Does It” in NYC last night:

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First there were rumors that Mad Men was going to be canceled, and then there were rumors that two yet-unnamed members of the show’s cast are being cut, but I can think of two reasons Christina Hendricks’ character isn’t going anywhere. I’m talking about her on-screen magnetism and the potential that her affair-spawned pregnancy affords the next season, of course. Honestly, you need to get your mind out of the gutter sometime.

At the launch of Vivienne Westwood’s Palladium Jewellery Collection in L.A. last night:

Are they or aren’t they? After linking to that story about Christina Hendrick’s boobs possibly being fake after all, that’s the question now whenever I see her. I’m still not quite convinced they’re fake, and if they are, that’s a damn fine boob job, to make them that large and not seem like they can stand up on their own. In any case, can we enjoy them if they’re fake as well as we could if they were real? Damn straight we can. Damn straight.

At Harvey Weinstein’s shindig with assorted members of the family Rodentia:

We almost made it three weeks without a self-congratulatory celebrity ass-kissing ceremony. Almost. People Magazine says:

The Screen Actors Guild Awards [were] Sunday night L.A.’s Shrine Auditorium, a reliable prognosticator of the Feb. 27 Oscars.

Black Swan’s Natalie Portman and The King’s Speech’s Colin Firth, along with The Fighter’s Melissa Leo and Christian Bale [were the big winners of the night].

In TV honors, leading comedy actress [went to] Hot in Cleveland’s Betty White. 30 Rock’s Alec Baldwin won his fifth SAG Award as that show’s leading actor in a comedy.

Modern Family took the best comedy ensemble cast award, while newcomer Boardwalk Empire won double honors, for leading actor in a dramatic series, Steve Buscemi, and for its ensemble cast.

Thank God for Sofia Vergara, or the night would have been a total loss. Everyone else might as well have been dressed as Jay Cutler.

For a complete list of winners and nominees, click here.

Sofia, Lea Michele and Christina Hendricks here; January Jones, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman and Winona Ryder after the jump.

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Christina Hendricks in Harper’s Bazaar shows you exactly why you don’t put anything snack-sized in front of a big girl unless you want her to eat it. That goes double if it’s shiny. You know what else is shiny? That glaze they put on pound cake. And the foil wrappers on Ho-Hos. You might as well wave a deep-fried red flag in front of a bull.

Here’s the luscious Christina Hendricks at the LA premiere of  Devil and unbelievably lucky bastard Geoffrey Arend. Unfortunately her dress makes her look less like “smoking hot vixen” and more like “chain-smoking Grandma”. Seriously, what the hell is that? It breaks my heart to see her boobs so badly represented. That dress makes them look like they’re sagging around her waist.  There’s plenty of time for that when she gets older, but right now she better get her act together dress up them girls to their best advantage!

This picture of Christina Hendricks is from the December 2007 issue of GQ, but it’s just making the rounds today because of a little photoshop anomaly that nobody happened to catch until now. See if you can guess what it is. Hint: it’s not her boobs. They’re there. I checked. And then checked again. Nine MSN says:

Look very closely…

Seriously, where the hell are her legs?

We can only assume that the GQ Photoshop artist was so distracted by certain other areas of Christina Hendricks’ body that they forgot all about the rest of her!

It’s the entire lower half of her body that’s missing, and it only took us three years to catch it. That got me thinking — maybe we should rethink our entire approach to invading the Middle East. Instead of sending in troops to protect our oil interests, we should send in big-tittied double amputees in low cut tops. It’ll be another three years before they’ll even notice we’re there. Now that’s the kind of foreign policy I think we can all get behind! Remember to vote boobies in your November elections.

In the September 2010 issue of British GQ:

I could talk about the lunatic that was shot down at the Discovery Channel headquarters today after holding several people hostage and demanding that they cease production of “19 Kids and Counting” and “Jon and Kate Plus 8,” but that story really doesn’t have any boobs in it. At least not boobs in the mammary sense of the word, and that’s the only definition I’m counting here. So let’s talk Christina Hendricks and her awesome rack instead! Popeater says:

The UK edition of Cosmopolitan magazine claims that young women would rather look like breakout ‘Mad Men’ star Christina Hendricks than iconic waif Kate Moss.

“Joan [Hendricks' character] has had a huge impact on fashion and on women having the confidence to flaunt their curves,” editor Louise Court [said].

“This year loads of girls want to look like Christina Hendricks, not Kate Moss.”

Hendricks has also recently been praised by Britain’s Equalities Minister for setting a great body-image example with her hourglass figure.

It’s nice to see women being encouraged to have real boobs again. I’m so over the rail-thin blonde with bolt-on tits look that is so pervasive in Hollywood these days. Give me a luscious, curvy brunette like Kelly Brook or a buxom redhead like Christina any day of the week. No, I mean it. Give them to me. Give them to me, or I take everyone at ABC Studio Headquarters hostage until “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” get taken off the air. Just do what I say, and nobody gets hurt!

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Christina Hendricks and her magnificent bosoms are in GQ UK‘s September issue, and all I have to show for it are these two crappy pics and a burning need to go handle some melons in the grocery store.  While I take care of that, you can look at these and hope that there’s some more coming in the issue, which, as part of our sworn duty to bring you up-to-the-minute boobage,  we’ll be sure to post here. It’s all part of my journalistic integrity!