I could talk about the lunatic that was shot down at the Discovery Channel headquarters today after holding several people hostage and demanding that they cease production of “19 Kids and Counting” and “Jon and Kate Plus 8,” but that story really doesn’t have any boobs in it. At least not boobs in the mammary sense of the word, and that’s the only definition I’m counting here. So let’s talk Christina Hendricks and her awesome rack instead! Popeater says:

The UK edition of Cosmopolitan magazine claims that young women would rather look like breakout ‘Mad Men’ star Christina Hendricks than iconic waif Kate Moss.

“Joan [Hendricks' character] has had a huge impact on fashion and on women having the confidence to flaunt their curves,” editor Louise Court [said].

“This year loads of girls want to look like Christina Hendricks, not Kate Moss.”

Hendricks has also recently been praised by Britain’s Equalities Minister for setting a great body-image example with her hourglass figure.

It’s nice to see women being encouraged to have real boobs again. I’m so over the rail-thin blonde with bolt-on tits look that is so pervasive in Hollywood these days. Give me a luscious, curvy brunette like Kelly Brook or a buxom redhead like Christina any day of the week. No, I mean it. Give them to me. Give them to me, or I take everyone at ABC Studio Headquarters hostage until “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” get taken off the air. Just do what I say, and nobody gets hurt!

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Christina Hendricks and her magnificent bosoms are in GQ UK‘s September issue, and all I have to show for it are these two crappy pics and a burning need to go handle some melons in the grocery store.  While I take care of that, you can look at these and hope that there’s some more coming in the issue, which, as part of our sworn duty to bring you up-to-the-minute boobage,  we’ll be sure to post here. It’s all part of my journalistic integrity!

I was flipping through the news this morning, and I was going to post about something really important, then something caught my eye. Well, actually it was two things attached to Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks, and boy are they racktacular! Now I can’t remember what I was going to post about, because now all I want to do is make boobs using parentheses and o’s. ( o )( o ) ( o )( o )
( o )( o ) ( o )( o ) ( o )( o ) ( o )( o ) ( o )( o ) ( o )( o ) ( o )( o ) ( o )( o ) ( o )( o ) ( o )( o ) ( o )( o )
It’s a good way to spend the morning, I always say.

With a really happy Geoffrey Arend at the 62nd Annual Directors Guild of America Awards

The 2010 Golden Globe Awards were last night.  We could kill some time talking about them, but nobody really cares about the actual awards.  Let’s just cut to the chase and take a look at what all the ladies were wearing, shall we?

Halle Berry:

Christina Hendricks:

Jennifer Aniston (with Gerard Butler):

Nicole Kidman (with Mo’Nique):

Diane Kruger (with Joshua Jackson):

Mariah Carey (with her wife Nick Cannon):

(more…)

The Emmy Awards happened last night.  It was their 60th anniversary, so they decided to celebrate with the most boring show in the history of the universe, hosted by the shanty town of tool sheds pictured above.  Okay, so Heidi Klum isn’t a complete tool shed, at least comparatively.  She is, however, dressed like a lunatic.  There’s some sort of inexplicable grandma shawl, and her earrings look like they’re attacking her face.  I guess it’s fine though, since she only wore this getup for about fifteen minutes.  I stopped keeping track of her wardrobe changes after the third or fourth time I fell asleep.  I’ve seen class plays at elementary schools that were more entertaining than the Emmys.

Because I am a giver and I suffer for you, I watched the entire sideshow of somnolence and I can tell you that there were exactly three funny moments.  Jesus, the show was boring.  Josh Groban did this… I don’t even know, it was some kind of singing thing that felt like what would happen during a telethon in hell, and it lasted for about eleven and a half hours.  I don’t really want to talk about it anymore.  Oh look, Christina Hendricks is here to help!

(more…)