What would you get if you had Rihanna, took away all the sex appeal and talent, and basted it in mediocrity and let it simmer in forgettable-ness? Answer: a bland and boring Christina Milian casserole. At least she had the good sense to wear a bikini in these pics. A little mustard seed and paprika probably wouldn’t hurt her, either.

More Milian in Miami (alliteration!):

Here’s Christina Milian at the L.A. premiere of her new movie “Pulse.” Is it me or she looks way hotter in a pink dress than, let’s say, Britney? Whatever. Today we have not one hottie, but two hotties in the same post.

Meet Kristen Bell after the jump.

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Some gossip whores sent me emails telling that they were worried about today’s date being 06-06-2006. I know there’s a devilishly odd nexus of theology, mathematics and commercialism on the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year so here are some pictures of Christina Milian which will relieve the stress. From now on, 666 will mean boobs, boobs and more boobs. How cool is that?

More pics after the jump.

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“Bootylicious” may be a word created by Beyonce Knowles to describe her butt but it’s a picture of Christina Milian I would put in the dictionary to illustrate the word.

More pics after the jump.

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I’m not sure the outfit she’s wearing is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, but at least Christina Milian tried to look like a pirate. And I appreciate that. She can step into my pirate ship anytime. Arrr!