What better way to celebrate the birth of the Christchild than a topless Christmas card? That one’s probably not making the mantel at Gramma’s house.

And to think, Miley was almost the cover of this month’s Vogue.

Wedding bells will chime at least one more time before the death knell for Hugh Hefner. Digital Spy reports,

Hugh Hefner took to his Twitter account on Christmas Day to announce his engagement to girlfriend Crystal Harris.

The 84-year-old Playboy founder has been married twice before, officially divorcing his second wife in March of this year.

In the early hours of Christmas Day morning, he wrote on his Twitter page: “After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve.”

Later in the evening, he posted again, writing: “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.”

24-year-old Harris, born of British parents living in Arizona, was noticed by Playboy representatives while she was studying psychology at San Diego State University.

She met Hefner on Halloween in 2008 and started dating him a few months later, while he was also dating identical twin glamour models Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

The magazine tycoon since ended his relationship with the twins in January this year, and has remained monogamous to Crystal since.

I burst into tears too when my husband asked me to marry him. Actually, he was the one who was crying. You’d be too if your future father-in-law had your nuts in a death grip.

I’m glad Leann Rimes took to her Twitter yesterday to remind us the most important part of the word “holiday”: the letters H and O.

Kim Kardashian debuted the Kardashian family Khristmas kard on her website today, saying:

We went super glam this year and each went for our own look. Kourt chose a tailored suit to match Mason and Scott, Khloe went for gorgeous peach ruffles and I am wearing an Emilio Pucci dress and vintage earrings.

How stunning do Kendall and Kylie look!? This might be my favorite of all our family Christmas cards!

It’s unique, I’ll give them that. It not every day you encounter Dynasty and The Addams Family all in one magical photo. I might even write about it in my diary.

Whitney Port in Maxim, because she’s actually less photoshopped than anybody in that picture:

PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures

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