Get ready to learn more about Madonna than you ever wanted to know in a tell-all book written by her estranged brother. Page Six says

A source said, “[The book] extremely graphic and devastating. He was there through the crazy years and has many stories to tell… he’s seen it all.”

Christopher Ciccone, a gay decorator/chef, was ditched by his sister after she hooked up with her now husband Guy Ritchie, who [actor Rupret] Everett said was “uncomfortable around queens.”

Unless we’re talking about something like her love of post-Victorian architecture and personal choice in dish soap, I don’t think there’s much about Madonna we don’t already know. It’s pretty darn hard to top pictures of someone (NSFW) squatting over a mirror and admiring their own leather donut. Believe me, I’ve tried. It’s scientifically impossible without the aid of a speculum and one of those giant projection screens.

Madonna at the amFAR soiree in Cannes last month: