While we’re on the subject of Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, you should know that Miss September Cintia Dicker also has a spread in GQ Brasil this month. Only her GQ spread is way better because you can see her nipples in one of the pics. Check and mate, Sports Illustrated!
The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar is out just in time for the holidays, and — more importantly — none of these pics have anything to do with ass-raping an underprivileged ten-year-old boy in a Penn State locker room. Not posting them would be the real crime here.
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Cintia Dicker is 25, but she looks about fourteen in these pics, which is why I find looking at her in her underpants uncomfortable. And that’s exactly what I told the cops when they seized my hard drive in the raid.
Here are the rest of the models featured in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorer’s Edition, because while they may not yet be famous, they still have boobs. And that right there is two-thirds of the hiring requirements here at Yeeeah! I’m pretty sure the other third was something about people skills. God knows it wasn’t writing!
Cintia Dicker:
Daniela Sarahyba:
Julie Henderson:
Kim Cloutier:
Tori Praver:
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