Fresh off a seizure spawned by a myriad of technically-legal chemicals and her ex-husband’s affair, Demi Moore has checked into the famous Cirque Lodge in Utah. Radar Online says:

Ashton Kutcher’s estranged wife began her treatment at Cirque Lodge several days ago, a source tells E!

It’s expected she’ll be there at least 30 days.

The drug and alcohol treatment center overlooking the Sundance ski resort is a celeb favorite. Mary-Kate Olsen [and] Lindsay Lohan [were both] treated there.

And what resounding successes those two gals are. Mary-Kate Olsen has clearly conquered her anorexia and Lindsay Lohan is the very picture of sobriety these days. Forty grand might seem like a lot of money, but with an impressive track record like that, I think we can all agree it’s money well-spent. They’ll have Demi cured in no time.

Melanie Griffith checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Utah this week as part of an “ongoing commitment to stay healthy.” In other words, bitch is boozin’ again. Star Magazine says

An insider [says] that this stint in rehab is [really just] a bid to save her marriage.

The 52-year-old movie star has battled addictions to drugs and booze since she was a teenager, but her latest fall off the wagon is the last straw for her husband of 13 years, Antonio Banderas.

“He told her that if she didn’t get the help she needed [to get clean and sober], it would be the end of their marriage,” said the source.

Well, the Cirque Lodge certainly did wonders for Lindsay Lohan. As in “I wonder when this skankwad is going to finally OD in a Bungalow 8 crapper.” Looks like success is in the cards for you, Mel!

And now for some Olivia Wilde in the fall edition of Malibu Magazine because she’s not ravaged by plastic surgery and a cirrhotic liver: