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Sep 19, 20111

The 63rd Annual Emmy Awards Were Last Night

Tags: best dressed, Christina Hendricks, Claire Danes, emmy awards, Emmys, Kate Winslet, nina dobrev, nominees, red carpet, Sofia Vergara, winners

“Modern Family” was the big winner at last night’s 63rd Annual Emmy Awards (click here for a complete list of winners and nominees), taking home the awards for Best Comedy, Best Supporting Actress (Julie Bowen), Best Supporting Actor (Ty Burrell), Best Director and Best Writing in the comedy category. What you may not know is that I also took home several awards last night, including Best Who Gives a Shit, Best What in Holy Hell is Happening with Christina Hendrick’s Tits, and Outstanding Roach Clip Dexterity. And I didn’t even have to dress up.

Christina Hendricks, Sofia Vergara, and Kate Winslet here; Claire Danes and Nina Dobrev after the jump:

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Jul 17, 20082

S.S. Angela Chase Claire Danes Bikini Pictures

Tags: bikini, Claire Danes, my so-called life, summer supererogative

Claire Danes hasn’t been relevant since MTV stopped showing reruns “My So-Called Life” back in ’97, but here she is in a bikini, so say hello to today’s summer supererogative. Of course, I could have just put a telephone pole in a bikini and taken pictures of that, but neighborhood watch seems to think that’s “cause for concern” that merits “notifying my probation officer,” so you’re stuck with boring-ass Angela Chase and her prepubescent-boy body instead. Knock yourselves out.