Claire Danes hasn’t been relevant since MTV stopped showing reruns “My So-Called Life” back in ‘97, but here she is in a bikini, so say hello to today’s summer supererogative. Of course, I could have just put a telephone pole in a bikini and taken pictures of that, but neighborhood watch seems to think that’s “cause for concern” that merits “notifying my probation officer,” so you’re stuck with boring-ass Angela Chase and her prepubescent-boy body instead. Knock yourselves out.