Just a typical day out with Mommy! Shauna Sand took her daughters to the pumpkin patch yesterday looking like the tranny hooker she is.  Doesn’t she ever attempt to wear anything appropriate? Who the hell wears 10 pounds of makeup, a crocheted scrap of cloth for a top and platforms to the pumpkin patch? Ugh.

Some things are always certain. The sun rises in the east, the tides come in and out, and Helena Bonham Carter always looks like Stevie Wonder dressed her and a cat did her hair.

The only thing I know about Phoebe Price is that she loves having her picture taken and that she seems to be famous for nothing other than gallivanting around wearing the fugliest outfits. That, and her weird joker grin makes me think she may have sex with you, and then kill you. Or kill you and then have sex with you. Oh but that’s nothing. Just wait until she lays her eggs inside your body to act as a food source for her larvae, until the little buggers are mature enough to pop out, don tacky outfits and start posing for pictures of their own. I saw it on National Geographic before. It was called, The Reproduction of Attention Whores. True story.