Jon Gosselin Has a Sex Tape
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Here’s one that will make your asshole pucker: Jon Gosselin has a sex tape. Hope you just haven’t had breakfast! According to the National Enquirer:
“[Jon's bodyguard] told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he’s seen the tape!” said Stephanie Santoro, Jon’s former flame and family nanny.
“He said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him. He also told me that he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!”
“People close to Jon” paid a girl to slap uglies with him while they videotaped it? That’s kinda shady, isn’t it? It sounds like TLC found themselves a little loophole in case Tubby got any bright ideas about a lawsuit. Nothing says “unfit parent” like footage of you snorting blow off a hooker’s ass. Especially if your kids are the ones holding the camera and you keep yelling, “Hold the goddamn camera still, dumbass! You’re gonna fuck up my video again!” at the camera. Experience has taught me that Domestic Relations Courts tend to frown on that sort of thing.
Chubs arriving in Hawaii last night:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News




