Not to be outdone by the smattering of celebs recently spotted with cold sores, the original Herpetic whore, Paris Hilton, was photographed leaving the Como Hotel in Melbourne, Australia with what appears to be a facial outbreak. Time to renew that Valtrex Rx, Wonk-Eye!
Katie “Kate” Holmes was spotted out and about in New York yesterday with a crusty wad of herpetic boils in the corner of her mouth. Finally, a challenger worthy of Amy Winehouse in the disgusting facial scab department! Ugh. With the cold sores and the haircut and the winter coat, she’s one pair of fingerless gloves and roaring trashcan fire away from being a British street urchin in a Dickens’ story. Crust o’ bread, govnah? Spot o’ tea? Pip pip cheerio, mates!
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